Paul and Mary get married
but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.
She replies - No.
Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think !
Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom - Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Never mind what you think !
Eat your lunch and go back to school ...
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again - Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mom says - No.
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think..
I gave him my airplane glue
Topic: Wedding Night (Read 500 times)