Topic: An Irish Confession:

[Clive]

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years
of being away from the Church.


There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the  other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.


Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been
a  very long time since I've been to confession, but I must
first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting

than it used to be."


The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side".

 

[Simon]

Brilliant! 

[Rik]