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Offline Clive

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Idiot Sighting
« on: January 08, 2010, 10:10 »
IDIOT SIGHTING 1

My daughter and I went through the McDonalds take-away window and I gave the
girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence
piece.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I
did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The girl then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change..

Do not confuse the girls at MacD's.

 

IDIOT SIGHTING 2

We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at
that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,
'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park ,Nr Watford UK


IDIOT SIGHTING 3

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the
Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

Story from Potters Bar , Herts ,  UK

 

IDIOT SIGHTING 4

My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a Mexican taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From South Oxhey Herts , UK ...

 

IDIOT SIGHTING 5

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee
asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened Luton Airport ..... UK

 

IDIOT SIGHTING 6

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the
light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a Local County Council employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK


IDIOT SIGHTING 7

When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Mechanic "It's open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK ..

 

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Offline Rik

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Re: Idiot Sighting
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 10:13 »
Will the last person to leave the country please turn the lights out... ;D
Slainthe!

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Re: Idiot Sighting
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 10:26 »
Let's face it, this is the future of the Human race and the disturbing future promised by Idiocracy appears to coming true far sooner than prophesised. 

I blame the lack of villages.

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Re: Idiot Sighting
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 10:44 »
Will the last person to leave the country please turn the lights out... ;D

But could they clear the snow from my road first?   :bawl: :snow:

Love Number 3!  ;D
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