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Offline Serenity

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Medical Examination
« on: January 08, 2010, 20:54 »
A  beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for abrasions and dermatological abnormalities."

 "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with
her.

He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place!!!"  :woot:

Offline Simon

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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 22:11 »
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Offline Camstop

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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 22:23 »
 :hee-hee:

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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 22:30 »
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Re: Medical Examination
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 10:18 »
Straight from the hospital, Bev? ;D
Slainthe!

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