Topic: Irish Sausages

[Rodders]

"Can I have some Irish Sausages please?", asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask whether I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
Would ya, eh?  Would ya?"

The assistant says, "Well, no".

"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?  What about Danish Bacon?  Would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"No, I probably wouldn't."

So with much indignation, the Irishman says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase sir."

[Rik]

[Rodders]

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt some Moose.  They bagged six, but as they started loading the plane for the journey home, the pilot said the plane could only carry four Moose.

The two lads objected strongly.  "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had exactly the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.  However, even with full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down shortly after take-off.

Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Seamus, "Any idea where we are?"

"Well, oi tink we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

[Clive]

 

[Rik]

 

[Simon]

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