Topic: Sleep Talking

[Simon]

Wife says to husband in the morning:

"You were talking in your sleep last night"

Husband: ..."Oh yeah"

Wife: "Yes, and who is Milly!?"

Husband, quick thinking: "It's the name of a horse I bet on"

Husband thinks he's got away with it until a few days later he walked in to be met by his wife who is clearly furious....

Husband: "What's the matter dear?"

Wife: "The horse rang!"

[Clive]

   Haven't heard that one for years!  Old ones are the best!   

[Rik]

I'd like a new one myself, Clive. 

[Serenity]

  Haven't heard that one for years!  Old ones are the best!   

Yeah,  but what did you think about the joke   

[Rik]