Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it.
Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home
drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Topic: A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. (Read 600 times)