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Offline Serenity

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Car Accident
« on: March 08, 2010, 18:39 »
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle ... My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
 



MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.

Don't mess with them    :naughty:   ;)

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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 18:41 »
We know.  ;D
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 18:42 »
Very, very, well.  ;D
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 18:53 »
Tell me about it!   :laugh:

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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 18:54 »
Tell me about it!   :laugh:


Right then.  how long you got?     :o:    :devil:

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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 18:54 »
Tell me about it!   :laugh:

Well, it's like this Clive...  :leer:
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 18:55 »
Get your ruler out, Clive.  ;)
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2010, 18:56 »
Get your ruler out, Clive.  ;)


don't think they do rulers that small Si   :o:    :)x

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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2010, 18:56 »
Get your ruler out, Clive.  ;)

What's he going to do with the Queen?  :devil:
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2010, 18:59 »
Why, has he got Graham Norton round for dinner?
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2010, 19:01 »
Playing safe, Simon? :)
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2010, 19:01 »

don't think they do rulers that small Si   :o:    :)x

Was that you standing next to me in the urinals last week?   :laugh:

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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2010, 19:02 »
You're supposed to stand in front of them, Clive. It saves having to wear welly boots.  :o:
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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2010, 19:06 »
Was that you standing next to me in the urinals last week?   :laugh:

Urinals!!   :ack:  do I look like I do urinals!  :leer:

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Re: Car Accident
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2010, 19:07 »
Send us a picture, Bev...  :o:
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