Jewish man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to
foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge
pile-up on the motorway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but
your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in
insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build
a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly
£1000 an inch."
The man perks up. "So," the doctor says,"You must decide how
many inches you want. But this is something you should discuss with your
wife.
If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now
she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only
invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor
comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
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