Topic: The Old Motor

[Clive]

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was  the
talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to  the
hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse  came out of the delivery room to congratulate the
old gentleman and said,  'This is amazing. How do you do it at your
age?' The old man grinned and  said, 'You got to keep the old motor
running.'

The following year, the  couple returned to the hospital for the birth
of their second child. The same  nurse was attending the delivery and
again went out to congratulate the old  gentleman.
She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'  The
old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor  running.'

A year later, same thing with their third and, after the  delivery, she
once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,  'Well, you
surely are something
else! How do you do it?' The old man  replied, 'It's like I've told
you before, you gotta keep the old motor  running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said,  'Well, I guess
it's time to change the oil...........This one's black.'

[Simon]

 

[Rik]

Maybe it's just the filter, Clive? 

[Clive]

That has conjured up strange pictures in my mind.  

[Rik]