Topic: Who sunk the Titanic?

[Clive]

A plane leaves Heathrow  Airport under the control of a Jewish  captain.   His co-pilot is Chinese. It's  the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence  between the two, seems to indicate a  mutual
dislike. Once they reach cruising  altitude, the Jewish captain
activates the auto-pilot, leans back  in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese..'

                   'No rike  Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, ... ..why not?'

                   'You people  bombed  Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

                   'No, no,  the  co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl  Hahbah ! That Japanese,   not Chinese.'

                   'Japanese, Chinese,  Vietnamese.. .doesn't matter, you're  all  alike!'

                   There's a few minutes of silence..

                   'I no rike  Jews either!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

                   'Oh yeah, why not?'  asks the captain.

                   'Jews sink Titanic says the  co-pilot.'

                   'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the  Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was  an iceberg!'

                   'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,  Rosenberg ,  ...no mattah...all same ! ! !  !

[Simon]

[sam]

 

[Rik]