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Offline Clive

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Three men
« on: May 09, 2010, 17:13 »
Three men were hiking through a
forest...
when they came upon a large raging,
violent river.

Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to
cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong
legs...
and he was able to swim across in
about 2 hours,
having almost drowned
twice.
After witnessing that, the second
man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and
the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong
arms and strong legs...
and he was able to row
across in about an hour
after almost capsizing
once.

Seeing what happened to the first
two men,
the third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength,
the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A
WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the
bridge
Guys, if at first you don't
succeed, do it the way your wife told you!



Offline Rik

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Re: Three men
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 17:17 »
 ;D

What directions?
Slainthe!

Rik

Offline Simon

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Re: Three men
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 17:48 »
:lol2:
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