I wouldn't want to make them. They're a grotesque misuse of wood.
He could have replicated them out of aluminium, steel, crisp packets, concrete... almost anything. The material he has chosen is beautifully organic in its own right and its use is not sympathetic. I despise that sort of 'art'.
Haven't I done well, keeping my disdain in check and not letting anyone see the true depth of my contempt
?