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Offline Clive

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FEMALE COMPASSION.
« on: June 21, 2010, 18:53 »
The depth and breadth of it is truly amazing!

A man was sitting on a blanket on the beach. He had no arms and no legs. 
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fu*ked?'
The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
 
 
 
 

Offline Sheltieuk

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Re: FEMALE COMPASSION.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 19:49 »
 :rofl:

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Re: FEMALE COMPASSION.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 22:30 »
:pmsl:
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Re: FEMALE COMPASSION.
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 10:47 »
 :hee-hee:
Slainthe!

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