Topic: Getting Married when older

[Clive]

 Jacob,age 92, and Rebecca, age
  89, living in 
  Devon  , are all
  excited about their
  decision to get married.
 
 
  They go for a stroll to discuss
  the wedding, and on
  the way they pass a
  chemist. Jacob suggests they
  go in.
 
  Jacob addresses the man behind the
  counter: "Are you the
  owner?"
 
  The
  pharmacist answers,
  "Yes."
 
  Jacob: "We're
  about to get married. Do
  you sell heart
  medication?"
 
  Pharmacist: "Of course we
  do."
 
  Jacob: "How about medicine for
  circulation?"
 
  Pharmacist: "All kinds
  "
 
  Jacob: "Medicine for
  rheumatism?"
 
  Pharmacist:
  "Definitely."
 
  Jacob: "How about
  suppositories?"
 
  Pharmacist: "You
  bet!"
 
  Jacob: "Medicine for memory
  problems, arthritis, and
  Alzheimer's?"
 
  Pharmacist: "Yes, a large
  variety. The works."
 
  Jacob: "What about
  vitamins, sleeping pills,
  Geritol, antidotes
  for
  Parkinson's disease?"
 
  Pharmacist:
  "Absolutely.."
 
  Jacob: "Everything for
  heartburn and
  indigestion?"
 
  Pharmacist:
  "We sure do."
 
  Jacob: "You sell
  wheelchairs and walkers and
 
  canes?"
 
  Pharmacist: "All speeds and
  sizes."
 
  Jacob: "Adult incontinance
  pants?"
 
  Pharmacist: "Sure."
  ------------------------------------------------------
  Jacob:
  "We'd like to use
  this store for our
  wedding presents
  list..."
 

[Simon]