Topic: COINCIDENCE

[Clive]

A  chicken  farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a  woman and 
Ordered a  glass of champagne...

The woman perks up   and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a 
Glass of   champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the  farmer says.  'This is a special day for 
Me.... I  am  celebrating'

'This is a special day  for me too, I am also  celebrating!' says the  woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the   farmer! As they clinked glasses the 
Man  asked, 'What  are you celebrating?'

'My  husband and I have been trying to  have a child  and today my
Gynaecologist  told me that I am  pregnant!'

'What a  coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken   farmer and for years
All of my  hens were infertile, but  today they are all  laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!'   says the woman. 'How did your chickens become   fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he   replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What  a  coincidence.'

[Simon]