A young boy approaches an elderly man with an eye patch, a wooden leg and a hook for a hand.
The young boy asks the man "Excuse me sir, how did that happen?" pointing to his leg.
The old man replied "Ah, while I was a Capitan at sea, young lad, a shark took me leg while I was on a raft".
The young boy then points to his hand and says "Well what about that?", to which the old man replies "Ah a bloody crocodile took ma hand as I wrestled it".
Finally the boy then looks at his eye and says, "And that?"
The old man then says "A bird shat in it ", the boy looking confused says "I'm sorry but I don't understand, you lost your eye because a bird shat in it ?"
The old man replies, "It was me first time with tha hook".
Topic: Old Captain (Read 550 times)