A man returns home a day early from a ‘business trip’. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the taxi driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in flagrante delicto. For £100 the taxi driver Kevin agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and taxi driver tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! Don't do it! Please don't do it'. I lied when I told you I inherited some money.
HE paid for the Jaguar car I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your Manchester United season tickets.
HE paid for our house in the Lake District.
HE paid for your Country Golf Club membership, and HE even pays the monthly bills.
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the taxi driver and says, 'What would you do Kevin?
Kevin replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold'.
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