Topic: Paddy's Bath

[Simon]

Paddy buys a new bath but goes back to the shop the next day for a refund.

"The water keeps running out of it" Paddy says.

The shop assistant looks puzzled and says "You did buy a plug for it didn't you?"

"Ah for fecks sake!" says Paddy angrily "You didn't tell me it was electric!"

[Rik]