Topic: Irish Golfers

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*An 80-year-old Irishman goes to the doctor for a check-up.  The doctor is amazed at what good
shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in such great physical condition?' *
 
*I'm Irish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape.  I'm up well
before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.  I have a shot of Irish whiskey, and all is well.'
 
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be  more to it. How old was your Father when he died?' *
 
*'Who said my Father's dead?'
 
*The doctor is amazed.  'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive.  How old is he?' *
 
*'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Irish golfer.  'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the
topless beach for a  walk and had a little shot and that's why he's still alive.   He's Irish and  he's a golfer, too.'
 
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that.  How about your Father's Father? How
old was he when he died?' *
 
'Who said my GrandPa's dead?'
 
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather' s still living!  Incredible, how old is he?'
 
'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Irish golfer.
 
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,  'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'
 
*'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
 
*At this point the doctor is close to losing it.  'Getting married!!  Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'
 
*'Who said he wanted to?'









 

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