Topic: Brian invited his mother over for dinner.

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Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice
how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.  Brian's Mom had long
been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and
Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I am just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do
you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure.  So he sat down and  wrote:


 __________________________________________________________

Dear  Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did'  take the gravy  ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy  ladle.  But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.

Love,  Brian

__________________________________________________________

Several  days later, Brian received an email  back from  his mother that
read:

____________________________________________________

Dear  Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do'  sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
do  not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would
have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY -

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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