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Offline Clive

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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
« on: March 14, 2011, 13:39 »

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
 
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
 
Better to be p**sed off than p**sed on.
 
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
 
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
 
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
 
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car
gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
 
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house  should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally  CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . .

 
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.


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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 14:11 »
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 17:14 »
 :laugh: Some gems there Clive.  :thumbs:
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