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Offline Clive

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Book Report
« on: March 14, 2011, 13:42 »
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My  Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a b******t artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:... Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton:..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton  doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing   



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Re: Book Report
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 14:10 »
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Re: Book Report
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 17:12 »
That email really is doing the rounds.  :laugh:
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Re: Book Report
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 17:22 »
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