Topic: How the world works lately...

[Clive]

If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers klll him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to  blame Bill Gates.

                                                            

[Rik]

And so shall we. Can I interest you in a quick cheek tuck? 

[Simon]

[Clive]