On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it Wine?" she guessed.
"No," The boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
No," said the little boy.
"It's a puppy!"
Topic: Scotch Whiskey???? (Read 539 times)