A bloke meets a girl in bar and they start chatting. They get on fine and agree to meet again, so on the next date he says to her, "Look, I have something to tell you before this relationship goes any further. I'm a complete golf fanatic. I live, eat and sleep golf. I play most weekends and my holidays are always to golfing venues."
She said, "Well that's really great. While we're being open with each other I have to tell you that I'm a hooker."
He considered this for a moment and replied, "Ok, try holding the club slightly lower down the shaft."
Topic: Sporting Tips: #43 (Read 454 times)