Topic: My small grandson

[Clive]

My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my granddad!"

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

"Granddad."

The guard smiled, then asked:"What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied: "Red wine, and women with big tits."

[Simon]

 

[Rik]

 

Out of the mouths of babes...