Topic: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here

[Sandra]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed,





 "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

[your_fox]

Someone else off my christmas card list.  

[Rodders]

Ah, Foxy -- PC-Pals answer to Melinda Messenger!  You've been quiet lately.  I take take your presence to mean you haven't started to install Win XP yet, then.  

[bat69]

They could only be invented by blondes:  

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

[your_fox]

I'm not quite sure how to open the box yet cos there aren't any instructions.  I'm working on it.  hehehe

[Simon]

The instruction on how to open the box are on the INSIDE, Foxy!!  

[bat69]

But don't forget the clear plastic wrapping has to come off before you open the box



Don't you dare Rodders

[your_fox]

Oh its always the same.  No consideration at all.    I'll just have to use a pair of scissors.  What do I do when I get it open?  Do I just put it in and let it do its stuff?

[Simon]

Don't lose the little sticky label - that's your licence!!  

[Rodders]

Foxy:  I think we should both sneak off over here and get down to some serious installing.

[your_fox]

Oh I'm not doing it tonight.  I've got a headache.  

[bat69]

You don't have a dog do you Foxy?




Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

[Rodders]

Oh I'm not doing it tonight.  I've got a headache.  

Result!  And there was me worried about being up all night again.  

[Adept]

How do you keep a blonde at home?  
   
Build a circular driveway.

[Serenity]

Adept Im shocked ...ney saddened at you joining in this blonde bashing thread    This is abuse!!.... now where's the Union when you need them!!  :'(