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Offline Sandra

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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #150 on: July 29, 2003, 22:23 »
Merci beaucoup Joudi.
Qeulque temps les mots sont tres difficile en francais pour moi,mais ton anglais est plus meilleur que quelque anglais sur ici    ;) :-*
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #151 on: August 03, 2003, 22:06 »
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of se-men.

 :o ;) :P
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2003, 21:11 »
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2003, 22:11 »
It's unbelivable Rodders!!!!!!!!!!

  It's not possible!!!!!!!!!

   But,....How come?   ???    ???    ???

   where did you get it from?

  You are really a naughty boy.   ;)
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2003, 22:59 »
Quote from: joudi on August 04, 2003, 22:11
...where did you get it from?

Oh, it's just something I scanned from the pages of last week's edition of the Catholic Herald.   ::)
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #155 on: August 08, 2003, 19:44 »
Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, 'Look over there!' There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat. The other blonde says, 'Look over there!' where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, 'It's people like that that give us blondes a bad name.' The other blonde said, 'Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of them!'

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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #156 on: August 11, 2003, 14:01 »
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!' Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.' The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet'. So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'. The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

 ;) ;D ;D 8) :P
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #157 on: August 12, 2003, 19:27 »
A blonde called her local council and requested that a Deer Crossing sign, near her home be removed.

She told them there were too many deer being killed and did not want them to cross there.  ;D
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« Reply #158 on: August 13, 2003, 13:03 »
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« Reply #159 on: August 19, 2003, 22:08 »
One day, a group of blondes and a group of brunettes went ice fishing on either sides of the lake. They all got settled and started fishing. The brunettes were pulling out the fish like crazy, while the blondes didn't even get a bite! The blondes spent 2 hours trying to figure out what to do. Then they got it. They sent a 'spy' over to the other side to see what the brunettes were doing differently. So she went over there and started thinking and watching. She sat there for an hour. Then, she yelled 'I GOT IT!!' and ran back. When she got back, all the other blondes asked what the brunettes were doing differently. She said - 'They cut a hole in the ice!!'

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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #160 on: August 23, 2003, 16:55 »

LEAVING THE OFFICE EARLY
 
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
 
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
 
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at thespa before meeting a dinner date.
 
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
 
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
 
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."  
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #161 on: August 24, 2003, 20:22 »
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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #162 on: August 29, 2003, 17:46 »
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just dyed her hair.


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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.


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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #163 on: August 29, 2003, 17:47 »
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one

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Re:Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #164 on: August 29, 2003, 17:55 »
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice
and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up
and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up
all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared
at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb.
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