Topic: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here

[NiTrOgEn]

A brunette and her blonde girlfriend are jogging together. The brunette says, "See that dog with one eye". The blonde covers her eye and says, "Where"?

[NiTrOgEn]

A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her tits.
A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"

"Shower caps?," she responded, "These are booby condoms!"

[NiTrOgEn]

Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

[NiTrOgEn]

A Russian, an American and a Blonde were discussing space travel. The American argued that because they were the first to put a man on the moon, America was superior in space travel. The blonde stated her kind were going to be far superior to Russia and America because they were going to be the first to land on the sun. The Russian asked the blonde if she was nuts. Didn't she know that it was impossible to land on the sun? The American asked her just how in the hell she thought they could accomplish this considering the heat and extreme brightness of the sun." well, duh!" the blonde replied. "we're going at night."

[joudi]

A man goes to the sea to pass his vacation time. Suddenly he sees a blonde girl sinking and trying to float without success, about to die. He huurries up to save her and says to her: "your hand...give me your hand.." She says: "no, go to my parents and ask my hand"   :'(   :'(   :'(

[Clive]

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.

While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is doing.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying...

"A little more to the left...a little more to the right"

[Simon]

[Mustapha Phagg]

Evolution:  

Space Shuttle launches with the following crew; two monkeys and a blonde. Once in orbit, NASA is heard.
"This is Houston, could monkey number 1 please carry out your task."
Monkey number 1 jumps over to the console, taps in a few instructions and a sattelite is promptly launched.
"This is Houston, could monkey number 2 please carry out your task."
Monkey number 2 jumps over to the console and enters the commands to return the shuttle to Earth.
"This is Houston, could the blonde please ca..."
"I know, I know... feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."  

[Michelle]

:good: :damn:

[Tony]

that's a cracker Mustapha  

[Clive]

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!
I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.
I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, -
"Ma'am... that's your air freshener!"

[Simon]

[Clive]

Two tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantgogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are ... very slowly?"

The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr Kiiiiiiing."

[Simon]

[TR]

Another Blonde Joke

Two bowling teams,one of all blonde and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus & the blonde team rides on the top level.
The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.
When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road & clutching the seats in front of them. They all had white knuckles.
She says " What the heck's goin' on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the blondes looks up and says to her, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"


Women Drivers huh