Topic: Bud light and sweet tea

[Clive]

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... "What happened asked the doctor?"


Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor:  "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn..
 
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished and he
didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[Simon]