ATD..............................At The Doctor
BFF...............................Best Friend Fell
BTW..............................Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT.............................Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW............................Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL...........................Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA..............................Got Heartburn Again
IMHO.............................Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO............................Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR...........................On My Massage Recliner
ROFLACGU.....................Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL.............................Talk to You Louder