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Offline Rodders

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One-liners
« on: September 10, 2011, 00:45 »
I've just bought my epileptic mate a strobe light for his birthday.  He's gonna have a fit when he sees it!

Jonathan Ross has been arrested for shop-lifting kitchen utensils from Tesco.  He told Police it was a whisk he was willing to take.

According to the BBC, Gadaffi has slipped into Jordan.  Has that woman no shame?

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2011, 09:01 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2011, 09:59 »
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2011, 10:18 »
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