This is simply too much of a time-saver to not share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat into the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self-agitate, making ample suds. Pay no attention to the noises coming from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a Power-Wash and Rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Ensure there's no-one between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will now rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both toilet and cat will be left sparkling clean.
Yours sincerely,
The Dog