Topic: The Dublin Bar

[Clive]

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress,
walked into a bar in Dublin 
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge,
hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people
sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man here will buy a woman drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar,
an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down
on the  counter and bellowed,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink,
and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again
pointed around at all of them,
revealing the same hairy armpit,
and asked,
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again,
the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar
and said,
"Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said,
"Tell me, Paddy,
it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink,
but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied,
"Any woman who can lift her leg that high
has got to be a ballerina!" 

[Simon]

[Rik]