Paddy phones an ambulance because Mick's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ,'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
Silence and a minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until ....................
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street ....'