Topic: Aircraft fuel

[Clive]

Dave  and Colin were a couple of drinking buddies who worked  as  aircraft  mechanics  in Rochester Airport
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in  the  hangar  with nothing to do.

Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had  something to drink!' 

Colin  says, 'Me too.  I've heard you can drink jet fuel  and  get  a  buzz.

You  wanna try it?' 

So  they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane  booze  and  get completely smashed. 

The  next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good  he  feels.

In  fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!

NO bad side  effects.
Nothing!

Then the phone rings.

It's Colin . 

Colin says, 'Hey, how do you feel  this  morning?'

Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Colin  says, 'I feel great, too.

You don't have a  hangover?' 

Dave says, '

No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,  nothing.   We ought to do this more often..'

' Yeah, well there's just one  thing.' 

'What's  that?'

'Have you broke wind yet?'

'No.'

'Well,  DON'T - cause I'm in Athens '

[Simon]

 

[Rik]