Topic: VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

[Clive]

 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side. 

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care. 

6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing  machine will probably never be able to support you. 

8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of  those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. 

10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.

11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

12 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to. 

[TR]

 

[Simon]

[Rik]

It's been nice knowing you, Clive.

[davy51]

Clive i saw today 200 women's libbers getting on a bus with ropes and axes
I head something about they had to catch a plane to the uk

[Clive]

I'd better get on the next plane out of here!   

[Baz]

on a similar note to number 8 Clive, my wife recently asked for a new watch for her birthday, I asked whats wrong with the one on the cooker 

[Simon]

Still living on take outs, Baz? 

[Clive]

on a similar note to number 8 Clive, my wife recently asked for a new watch for her birthday, I asked whats wrong with the one on the cooker 

Very brave of you Baz.