I was chatting to this girl in the pub in Poole last night & telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their breasts in my hands.
She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less.
Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then give it a go!
I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could contain herself no longer & asked
“When was I born then?”
I replied "Yesterday” !!
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