Topic: My neighbour

[Clive]

My neighbour Marie is positively gorgeous.  She's single.  She lives right across the street from me.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.  She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.  She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!  Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

 

 

[Simon]

[Rik]

Fall cometh before pride?