Topic: cardiologist and the motor mechanic

[Clive]

                       

 
A  motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW  M3 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

 
The  cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and  take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,  "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"  The cardiologist, a  bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the  BMW.

 
The  mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So  Doc, look at this engine.  I opened its heart, took the valves  out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything  back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.  So how  is that I make $100,000 a year and you make $1/2M when you and I are  doing basically the same work?"

 
 The cardiologist  paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the  mechanic.....

 

"Try  doing it with the engine running."

 

 
 

[Simon]

[Rik]