Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was
eat, drink and be Mary
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for
some hot action!
So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy woman busy.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban,
beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next
to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's
hope it's not the 13th then."
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover
the house. Turns out she was a Slovak
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it
gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest
I only intended to rough him up a bit.
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part
in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25
years. The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking
part."
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