The Queen leans towards Mr Cameron and says, "Do you know, that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this great day and rejoice!"
Cameron arrogantly replies, "I seriously doubt that Ma'am , with one little wave of your hand you could do all that? Show me!"
So the Queen, with one swift wave, smacked him in the mouth!!!!
(I love stories with a happy ending!!!)