A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mum to come out. While
waiting, the little boy gets bored and just when his mum comes walking
out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women
have teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women
have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One
night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over. After
an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you
could go a little further if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to
her crotch.
"HELL NO!" he cries, "You've got teeth down here!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "There's no such thing as teeth
down there!"
"Yes there are," he says, "My mum told me."
"No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that,
she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No I' m sorry" he says. "My mum already told me that ALL women have
teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws
her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down
there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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