I was sitting at a Bar last night and this little Chinese guy came in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says, "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee?"
"No", I said "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick".