Tom decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some bait for an upcoming fishing trip.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you should quit golf and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your clubs.”
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
... ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't. “
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