Topic: 40 years of marriage

[Clive]

Bill and Hillary Clinton are now married 40 years.
 
When they first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the
Bed. You must promise never to look in it."
 
...
In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on
The afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of
Her, and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty
Beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back
Under the bed.
 
Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to
Why. That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner
Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed and
Said "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never
Looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was
Too much, and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the
Empty cans in the box?"
 
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years  you
Deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the
Box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
 
Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened,
But I guess after all those years away from home on the road,
Temptation does happen and I guess that a few times is not that bad
Considering the years."
 
They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked
Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"
 
Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empty cans, I cashed them in."
 

[Simon]