Lexiphile (i.e., "lovers of words" you know . . . . like ..... you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish ... or, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . . . . then it hit me . . . .etc.).
Well, here are some for you to enjoy . . .
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> To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
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> When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.
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> A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
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> When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . . . U.C.L.A.
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> The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . was on shaky ground.
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> The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.
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> A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
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> A will is a . . .dead give away.
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> If you don't pay your exorcist . . .. you can get repossessed.
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> With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . and a dress.
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> Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you . . .. A-flat miner.
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> You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
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> Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
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> A boiled egg is . .. hard to beat.
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> When you've seen one shopping center . .. . you've seen a mall.
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> Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.
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> Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.
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> If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . jog your memory.
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> A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is too tired.
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> In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it's your Count that votes.
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> When a clock is hungry . . .. it goes back four seconds.
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> The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine .. .. . was fully recovered.
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> He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.
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> Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.
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> When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she'd dye.
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> Acupuncture: .. ... a jab well done.
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