Topic: Scotland

[Clive]

Scotland

 If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum,
 the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United
 Kingdom (F.U.K.).

 In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum,
 Lib.Dems have now begun a campaign with the slogan:

 "Please Vote No For FUK's Sake!"

 They feel that the voters will be able to relate to this, particularly
 those in Glasgow

[Simon]