Topic: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

[Clive]

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
                           
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'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy.'
                           
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'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'               
 
'How much do you charge?'               
 
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.           
 
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.               
 
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.             
 
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'               
 
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'               
 
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!  Ain't nobody under there now!'
 
FORGET THE SHRINKS.........
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

[Simon]